Dim Sum Song
Who would have thought they can rap about dim sum? Well, I guess they could and anything is possible, since there’s a song for MTR stations. Thanks Tiffany for sharing the song.
11. 16. 07
11. 14. 07
MTR Song
I lived in Hong Kong for about 20 years, here and there, but I never understood how the MTR worked until I actually had to ride it to and from work 5.5 days a week. Before I started to work in Hong Kong, I was as lost as a blind mice when I was at the MTR station. I can’t say I am an expert now, but at least I won’t get nervous and knew how to get to my destination even if I missed a stop.
A friend posted this on facebook, and I wished someone had done this years ago. For those who were from HKG, or have been to HKG, would know what this guy is singing about.
10. 18. 07
The Oldest Blogger
I just saw this headline on Yahoo News, Blogger turns 108, I couldn’t resist and had to take a look at the video clip. Guess what she blog about?
10. 09. 07
Plastic Bag Rehab
GUILTY!! I am Guilty of owning a “I’m not a Plastic Bag” canvas bag. My dear friend in New York snatched me a sold out everyway Anya canvas bag from her friend for me, and NOP, she didn’t charge me an arm and leg for it.
Just now, I found this blog post that I must share with you all.
Facebook Updates
Oh, it’s not her. The person I contacted thought she might be the potential long lost friend I was trying to locate, replied. It’s not her. So, my search continues.
10. 08. 07
I have received a few invitations from friends to join Facebook awhile ago, but I didn’t feel that I have a need to. For whatever reason, I finally signed up just an hour ago, and surfed a bit. I was amazed how great this network is. Hack, I have a website, started blogging, signed up bloglines, why not Facebook?
First of all, it pulls the contacts from your email, and if your contacts already are Facebook members and upload pictures in the profiles, you will be able to see it. I was in shock to see some of the profile pictures of my friends/email contacts. For those I haven’t seen them for years, most of them haven’t changed a bit, a few of them…, let’s just say I had to look very closely, and starred for minutes, and view pictures in their photo albums, to come to the conclusion "that’s the person!", not just random pictures of strangers they used.
I just had a few great conversation with a friend and his dad in HKG, whom are very close friend of my family. And there’s a possibility that I might have found a friend from HKG whom we attended the same school and I lost touch with years ago. Couldn’t really tell cux the profile picture was too small. I just sent her a message and waiting for her reply.
08. 07. 07
Simpsonize US
My cousin Jacqueline is a school teacher, and now, just like the school kids, she is taking her sweet summer vacation. So, along with Ashlyn & Alex, all 3 of them just had a little too much time to kill yesterday, and guess what they did? see below picture.
It was done via http://www.simpsonizeme.com/ , pretty silly, hun?
Simpsonize US
My cousin Jacqueline is a school teacher, and now, just like the school kids, she is taking her sweet summer vacation. So, along with Ashlyn & Alex, all 3 of them just had a little too much time to kill yesterday, and guess what they did? see below picture.
It was done via http://www.simpsonizeme.com/ , pretty silly, hun?
05. 04. 07
It’s Friday! Relax!
巴斯光年殺左條龍之後變左咩？
殺龍巴斯咩植物識溜冰？
花，因為花式( 識) 溜冰
皇后似咩？
似廣場，因為皇后像廣場
去中國唱咩？
“唱 ” 人民幣
有一塊火腿同一條腸仔放左落同一隻鑊度，點解佢地唔傾計？
因為佢地未熟
點解唔可以係船上講笑話？
因為個海聽到會笑，咁就會引起海嘯
食乜野昆蟲會瘦？
蟻，因為食蟻瘦
用身體上邊樣野可以修飾雙手？
答案係毛髮（毛髮可修飾的一對手）
1+1 幾時會 =3 ？
錯個陣
樹邊部份最得閒？
葉！因為「葉得閒」
A：我地依家係邊 ?
B ：北京
A ：我地唔係去東京嫁咩?
B ：指南針壞左掛 …….
明仔：爸爸，點解會有兩個朗拿度？
爸爸：一個係朗拿度，一個係 C. 朗拿度
明仔：咦，三國時代都有兩個馬昭喎
爸爸：邊度有呀？
明仔：一個係馬昭 , 一個係司馬昭 …
點解 d 雀跌左落海 3次唔死，一跌第 4次就即刻死？
因為「有隻雀仔 (1)跌落水、(2)跌落水、 (3)跌落水，有隻雀仔(4)跌落水，被
水沖去」
福爾摩斯同華生去露營，帳篷搭好後，他們就入去訓覺，到了半夜，福爾摩斯突然把華生搖醒， 並且指著滿天星星對華生講：「華生，你望著滿天星星有咩感想？」
華生看後就說：「睇到滿天星星，令我覺得人類真是渺小 …我地應該好好珍惜我地的生命 … 造福社會 …. 為世界盡一份心力 !!!咁福爾摩斯，你呢？」
福爾摩斯瞪著滿天星星，佢話：「我地個帳幕被人笠左呀…. 」
禮拜天放假，蚯蚓兒子閒著沒事，就把自己切成兩段，對打羽毛球去；
蚯蚓媽媽看到，就把自己切成四段自個兒打麻將去。
無聊爸爸受到兒子與老婆的啟發刺激，卻把自己剁碎在砧板上奄奄一息了 …
蚯蚓媽媽聞訊趕來，驚訝又傷心地說：「老公，你這是幹嘛呀！」
蚯蚓爸爸虛弱地說：「我 …….想 … 想 …. 踢場足球」
有兩個年糕黏在一起, 有一天他們終於分開了 , 他們高興地說：「 Give me five!」
結果又黏起來了 ………
從前有一個王國有個公主，雙手無論放咩野上去都會溶化，咁個國王就下左一道聖旨，如果有人可以俾到公主一樣野係唔溶既就可以娶公主。
A 國王子俾左粒鑽石公主，但一放係公主手上就溶左，
B 國王子俾左粒黃金公主，但同樣地一放係公主手上就溶左。
有一個年青人，放左一樣野係公主手上，竟然冇溶到，結果佢就娶左公主。
究竟個樣野係咩呢？係 M & M（ m&m 只溶係口 唔溶係手）
華盛頓砍低左佢老豆既樹，點解佢老豆冇鬧佢，仲讚佢乖，話佢誠實？
因為華盛頓果時仲拎住個斧頭
America( 美國 ) 這個字的由來：哥倫布有! 一次出海，佢ｄ水手見到一片新大陸，就大嗌：「呀！咩黎咖？」
所以個片大陸就叫做 a-me-ri-ca
長頸鹿條頸咁長係因為佢要食樹上既草，越食越高，條頸越伸越長。
咁猩猩個鼻哥窿點解會咁大？
因為佢 D手指好粗
有個人係辦公室成日放響屁，同事忍唔住話：「你可唔可以唔出聲？」
然後就見佢坐係度搖黎搖去打冷震，同事就問：「做乜呀你？」
佢話： …………………. 「我較左做震機」
04. 27. 07
Dinner with Ninja Turtle
I came across this blog from Australia one day, and I found her again tonight. Read her blog entery dated April 21, 2007, titled “Hey dude, want some pizza?” It’s quite cute!
Here is what she wrote, taken directly from her entry:
After his birthday party, my 4 year old was over the moon with all his new superhero toys. There was probably too much pretend fighting in the household for my liking.
So yesterday I went to my toy library and borrowed the LARGEST and PINKEST DOLL HOUSE I could find. Which led my son to create some rather interesting scenarios.
This one was my favourite. Apparently Spiderman wanted spaghetti for dinner, but he got angry, because you know, the turtle was slow.
